I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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