No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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