After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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