So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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