So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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