We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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