but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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