I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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