He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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