I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
