Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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