She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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