Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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