So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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