yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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