very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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