I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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