I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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