at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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