i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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