just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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