Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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