I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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