How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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