do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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