I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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