Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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