I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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