its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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