Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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