Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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