Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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