What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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