How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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