I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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