Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My brain says no but my pants say off.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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