I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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