Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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