your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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