i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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