I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES