I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.