Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation