I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night