no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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