How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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