what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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