some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
