Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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