forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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