I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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