I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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