I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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