I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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