i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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