Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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