why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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