I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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